Laws We Can Believe In
Posted by Michael | Posted in Culture, Personal | Posted on 29-12-2009
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Over the Christmas holiday, the Senate passed their version of a health care reform bill, a bill that the American people consistently say they do not want. In lieu of that law, I offer some suggestions to the government. Here’s some laws I would support wholeheartedly.
- It should be illegal to require a phone conversation to cancel something that you signed up for online.
- There should be a $500 fine for throwing cigarette butts out of your car window.
- It should be mandated that no more signs go up on interstate highways, with the exception of “slower traffic keep right” signs. And we need twice as many of those.
- Personal, handwritten checks should be outlawed by 2015.
- Any business requiring you to fax something should be fined.
- Ban those high-volume TV ads and require consistent volume among broadcasts.
I think I heard something about the high-volume TV ads going away.
But I say keep the checks so I can keep my job.
I agree with them all. I would add that those that don’t follow the “slow traffic keep right” signs should be pulled over and fined.